THREE TWELVE ROCKS LIKE BLOODY HELL. :D

ALRIGHT. 312istheLOVE. WOOT. (:
haha im so bloody enthu.

ANYWAY. won't be blogging anymore. bye people.

1:48 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

HAPPY 14TH BIRTHDAY TO CHERYL LEONG SUE FEN.!!!!!!!!

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

(:

14 years old already, must jiayou okay. Rmber HCJC? :D
Gonna miss you next year ): cannot stare at each other in class already. Corridor walks! <3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOO.
bwahaha.

8:26 PM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

XIEXIE TO MANDA! For the present (:

I want to watch BORAT. But its rated R21 ): DANG! School opens in one week! ):

Anyway my cousins stayed over (: and we went ice skating! ~ Killed little girls. Bloody fuck, don't want your child to get hurt then don't let her ice skate. Bloody father scolded me for knocking over his precious child. FUCK YOU, why aren't you IN the rink taking care of her? She suddenly fall down infront of me my fault isit? Go to hell.

Cousins got hamsters (: Cute little buggers.

Orchard wasn't very nice. Maybe cause I've been there so many times, heeheehee.

>:(

I suddenly don't feel like blogging. PFFT.
So I'll just log off blogger now.

12:13 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

MORNING. 9.30. RACHEL came overrr!! Supposed to be 9.30 but she thought I was still sleeping and I thought she was still sleeping so -.- half an hour gone, just like that. We speared the pineapples and hotdogs, and watched POKEMON. :D

Around 11.30 we left for JIAYU's house! Met ZITING on the train. Alighted at QUEENSTOWN and went met WEIJIAN on the way there. Why am I putting all the names in caps I don't know. -.-

Anyway went IKEA and bought hotdog! YUM. (:

Went ColdStorage and bought some stuff, the fund thing owes me $10 ): Anyway shortly thereafter the guys arrived. They rented the pool room for arnd 5 hours. LOL.

Went back out to meet Craig, LLJ, Ash, ZhenHao and GIRLGIRL!! Craig don't let me play with GirlGirl ): Asshole.

Got the function room up and running, so Jiayu and I went to play water :D I splashed Jiayu then she kicked water at me, so I got all wet. Then heck care jump into the pool xD but security guard say cannot play with clothes ): so went to Jiayu's house to change into swimsuit. (:

Geegee also changed xD then can see her BRA behind the swimsuit. HAHAHAH. Funny. Anyway convinced the sec guard to let us swim in clothes la. But wearing swimsuit inside. Jiayu and I got the balloons then SOMEHOW RIGHT, it flew away. -.- and we were running everywhere trying to get them down xD

So, no more balloons. Oh well. Rachel and Ziting changed into swimsuits too! And Jiayu lost her earring. Played in the pool until around 6. Then went to the suana to steam. (:

Watched the pool match. Talked to J. Went to playground with gee. Then went home at around 9. Bought stuff for next day's BBQ. (:

HAHA. Suddenly become so summarised right. xD

8:40 PM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

I'm soooo bored. Theres nothing much going on nowadays ):
Spent like one whole week playing with LEGO. ROFL. Anyway SATURDAY!! The BBQ! Yay something to look forward to! ((:

Nothing much done, didn't study math. Not much anyway. Bahs. School. Not looking forward to school ): RACHELLLL T___T. PFFT.

random rants of a maniac. pay no attention.

10:57 PM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

http://www.crushcalculator.com/content/love/711611866


amazingly accurate (:

<3BUBBLEGUMMMYY.

12:01 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

3:12 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

Yay!!

FRIDAY MAGIC SHOW!

PX came today.. Stayed for about 10 hours, as usual -.- At least he didn't use my laptop (:

<3209!




you can't hurry love
you just have to wait
see, love don't come easy
its a game of give and take

Labels: HAPPY. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY. lol (:

4:33 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

Well I'm now sitting at one of the many tables in my cousin's house and well, blogging. (: Its currently 1.58am and going to 2, and we still haven't had any plans of sleeping. Been playing the PS1 Ps2 PSP2 and PSP3 for a few hours, and not to mention the gazillion comps and laptops around the house. LF2.5 LAN woohoo!

Anyway still wearing my lenses :/ blah. Going to raid the fridge now (:

Toodles.

Jamie screams "WHERE'S MY SAKURA!?"

9:43 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

VIVO!

Went to Vivo with Cheryl and Manda. Actually supposed to meet Cheryl at 11. Then went home to change. Late by arnd 45 mins. Kept poor Manda waiting. ):

Anyway bought the tickets to watch HAPPY FEET! And then we went to BK to eat. Spent most of the time laughing though. xD PULL STRAW! Cheryl and I were laughing for like 6 mins. Haha I also don't know what was so funny. We just looked at each other and started giggling away. Psycho.

OH right we were playing with the sauces. xD Poor Amanda.

Then.. went to take pics at the playground. LOVE.! Played at the water feature. The ground hurts. Anyway I wet my butt and was laughing at the wall. :/


the blue thingy thing thing..
manda-san! &the pink thingy thing thing...
"hey! its spreading it's legs!"..
WHEE...
jamie&cheryl..
"I'M NOT STANDING ON TIPTOES." cross my heart and hope to ***.?!..
cheryl is holding a giant dick/testicle/whatever...
"AMANDA! WHERE ARE YOU. COME HERE."..
"HI. (:"..
"I CHANGED MY MIND. GO AWAY." ):..
):! "NO!."...
After walking around for abit we went to the arcade. Kinda small. Para-ed. (duh) Anyway we were going to be late for the movie so we gave the last game away to some bitches. :/ *bang*

HAPPY FEET! WAS NICE.! Ahh penguins so cute. I wanna watch Open Season. (:
Didn't go to CANDYEMPIRE.! ): Lousy. Next time round I want to go there and buy CHOCOLATE MARSHMALLOWWW.

Found my PS2 and dance pad. Yayyyyyy.

Anyway I might be cutting my hair soon. (:

11:18 PM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

AINT YOU JUST THE CUTEST THANG I NEVER SAW?
YES YOU ARE.


ahrhar. random!
IM HIGH. (:

poem-ing soon. STAY TUNED./

2:09 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

1:37 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

Yesterday I went for open house to look around for awhile. It was kinda like last year's. Nothing really interesting. Alot of parents though.

Anyway I walked to 96 bustop and took a detour by crossing the road. You know, to the bustop behind NUS High? Yeah I know I'm weird. Anyway took a joyride on 196 to Commonwealth MRT. Anyway I saw this lady in red polka-dotted shoes. Those kind of wedge shoes. And it looked like she was balancing on the Empire State Building. Right. Cause the shoe was designed such that it was the base which extends up to the wedge and opens up. And the material enclosing the foot is like damn flimsy, so she was tottering about precociously in those atrocious shoes. The fabric around her ankle didn't really help much either.

And at Jurong East MRT I saw this young girl, around 4 years old. Seriously obese. Triple chins. I wonder if its the genes or if her parents are irresponsible.

Anyway I was thinking about my primary school days and I remember this incident that happened to me. That time was during recess, and I just finished helping a teacher to bring books to the staff room. So I went back to class to get my wallet and I think I was standing between 5M and 5L. Its right at the end of the corridor. The toilet and staircase leading down was situated there. So I was outside the classrooms, between them, when all of a sudden the doors flew open. It was damn scary. I mean, you could attribute that to the wind or something but the scary thing was that all the 4 doors of each classroom just BANGED open. From the inside out. It was all closed before that, and there was no wind at all. Cause the classrooms have curtains hanging at the windows and if there was wind the curtains would have been moving. And the windows were all closed tightly. How could wind blow the doors open from inside?! Anyway I was like freaked out and ran down the staircase. What the fuck. Whats more the whole corridor was deserted because everyone was at recess. Oh my god I'm crying now -.-

Anyway its scary okay. )':

Pfft.

And during Sec 1 Sports Day I was in school waiting for my father. Around 8 plus. So I was bored and started playing with my camera phone. Snapped a few shots of the canteen. It was rather dark already, the sun was setting. Anyway when I got home I uploaded the shots into my computer. And what turned out looked like a man sitting at the canteen table at the pillar, you know the tablet infront of the drinks stall? The strange thing was that I recall no one was there at all. Maybe it was reflection or something. But reflection of what? Pity I don't have the picture now. Maybe Charlene still has it. But it wasn't really scary compared to my pri school incident. Right.

Can't really imagine NanHua being haunted. But I remember every time after school I would stay back and hang around. Once I was in the classroom sitting on the table and talking to Craig then I heard someone screaming. That someone, don't know if its a he or she or it or whatever, screamed for very long. I mean if you screamed the most you can only scream for, what, 5 mins? But it/she/he/whatever was screaming for about 19mins. I remember because I was looking at my watch. It sounded like it was coming from the rooftop of the block overlooking the field. Strangely enough Craig didn't seem to hear anything. I know I remember this because after we finish talking and went for lunch he almost banged his head on the fire extinguisher. He thought it was someone. -.-

Pfft. Nanhua is haunted? Hmm.

9:59 PM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

Fashion spread is dying a horrible death. Even with my trusty pencil its really difficult to define the textures and stuff. Especially the textures. Its driving me up the wall! Oh my god ): And when I finally get the textures correct, pencil smudges easily. And I can't wax it yet cause I haven't decided if I'm going to color it.

Still haven't mastered drawing body and facial features. Not to mention the hands! Its a nightmare. My body shape just doesn't look right to me. Bloody *. And my mouse is coming apart at the wires. I think i need to wind copper wire around it. Again.

Anyway yeah I'm going to try drawing. Pfft.

6:14 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

Yesterday, there was no choir, and being blur, I went to school. Spent half an hour there trying to source out a group which was not there and then I met Judith. Seems like she didn't know there was no choir either. Hahaha. I saw Ian! :D Haha. Ian the BGR man.

Anyway isn't it ironic? Yesterday there was choir and I showed up. Today there is going to be choir and I'm not going to show up. Cause I'm going out of the country to visit some cousin(s). Lol. My mom was like, "Jamie tomorrow you got CCA?"

Then she didn't wait for my answer, she went

"Don't care, we going Malaysia tomorrow for awhile, what you want to bring you better go bring now. Ask Bob also."

"...."

and she walks away to talk to my father about childcare stuff.

Right-o. So, I'm off to Malaysia in half an hour. Choir people, don't kill me, this is not intentional pon-ning. Anyway theres still cultural pot. Ahh!

Authorities are banning violent games in Germany, cause some student got a gun and shot 27 people. And then he set off several smoke bombs and suicided. Cause he claimed that teachers treated him like a loser.

Review this scenario.

....

ITS BLOODY UNREALISTIC! No offense to Germany, but this isn't some likely future for any kid. Sure, ban games. Theres the INTERNET. Where you can play VIOLENT GAMES, and FOR FREE. Might as well ban GUNS to all people except the registered authorities. -.-

Again, this will never happen to 209 people. You know why? Cause all the names we call each other are taken to be jokes, even if the person really meant the insult. Ha. Haha. Or maybe our egos are so bloody big that we can't be hurt by words alone. Yay for 209! :P

Back to the issue at hand. No use banning GAMES. Ban the WEAPONS that are used to KILL. What were they thinking?

I'm going to "pack" now. Yeah. And eat breakfast. And play violent video games. Ciao (:

4:23 PM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

Left nails look like crap -.- Since I'm right handed I have no excuse to give. Played audition with Cheryl while I painted my nails. So I missed alot. Right. Wet nails and 140+bpm songs just don't mix. And don't label me a bimbo. -.- COZ I WAS JUST PAINTING MY NAILS. Bloody bored. Nail and hammer. Okay so random-ized.

Anyway this is like the 3rd time I'm posting today. Eheee. Have to do math. Lousy. Bored. BORED. Ohman I'm so bloody bored. Live Messenger isn't cheering me up AT ALL. It kinda sucks, actually. Hard to navigate the options. Maybe I'll uninstall it or something.

I lost my photoshop. Now my computer has Seus somewhere. Some other Linux/Debian/Non-Windows program. I'M GOING TO GO BLOODY BALLISTIC IF MY BRO CRASHES MY COMP AGAIN. After I've installed AuditionSEA and my Sims... T_T Ohmygod... *clicks Save like a maniac*

I need to buy a new portable hardrive. The 200GB one. Anyone want to buy for me? :P

Anyway I better go to sleep now. Or shit is going to hit the fan. Ceiling. Both. Whatever.

7:54 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

Fashion spread coming along quite well; better than I expected. Need to improve on eyes. Looks kinda anime-ish. Bad. Not that anime is bad. I wanted to eyes to look real. But real eyes are boring.

Realised I'm rambling.
Anyway the eye checkup was so-so, boring. At least I don't need to change my spectacles cause my degree stayed just about the same.

Rip goes the pages of my life, fluttering in the damp breeze, disintegrating into many irreplacable fragments.
Look, as a new page flips and the blank whiteness burns your eyes.

That sounded kinda morbid. Burn burn BURN.

11:38 PM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

My bro crashed my whole comp by installing Linux Debian. So what the * I have to wait for one whole week for my comp to be okay again. Not to mention he "accidentally" deleted my D-drive so its still abit screwy.

Nevermind. But lost all my avatars, pictures, music >:(

Today there was choir, or rather, there is choir. Now. But can't go cause I'm going for eyesight checkup at 10.30. Right smack in the middle of choir. Convenient. Read the Curious Incident of The Dog in The Night-Time. The guy sounds like hes autistic.

Anyway I want to go iceskating again, but its like, the iceskating rink is always so bloody small? You'd think with the land capacity of Singapore and all the new malls going up they'd built a bigger skating rink but nooooooo, you keep seeing the same shops over, and over, and over again. Topshop, how many branches are there in Sg already? Mango. Giorgio Armani. Swatch. Lp-Zone. G.A.P. SaSa. Starbucks. CoffeeBean. ToysR'Us. The horror. So many more unwanted shops for people to spend their money in. Its not really about convenience, since VivoCity is so AWAY from civilisation. Actually not really, but its far. To most people. Except those staying along the purple line.

The only reason I want to go VivoCity is to check out the cinema. I heard it was really good. Hmm. The balcony thing that overlooks the dock really sucks though. The floor is made of wood. It'll be rotting away in no time. But the space of water that Vivo provided for little kids to swim in is kinda cool. But the potted plant decorations isn't really helping, since most of the stones in the pots ends up in the water. And seeing naked infants in the water with their siblings trying to drown them isn't really visually appealing, so I think Vivo didn't know what to do with all that extra space. Maybe they're going to convert it into more shops or something :/

Haven't been watching any movies in a while. Like, one year 2 movies? Funny xD Anyway I don't see any point of spending $8 on watching a show that you can *. But I still like the cinema ambience :D

Must save money. Holidays not over yet, still have plenty of things to do. Save for next year's expenditure. LOL. Save for para, although its seriously expensive ><><><><><><

Hmm. Anyone want to go swimming with me? :D I want more books to read! TOMSON. Artemis Fowl. Lend me. Nono, give me :D


You'd think with our Y Generation everyone would be busy asking questions but negatori everyone is busy dissing other people. -.-
1 "Eh i heard * stole ** boyfriend leh." (rumour starter)
2 "Really arh? I thought ** dumped him first?"(add fuel to fire)
1 "No lah you stupid isit. She steal *** first den ** dump ***?"
3 "Wah bitch eh." (interested)
1 "Ya lah. But right, you all cannot tell anyone I tell you all okay."
2 & 3 "Okay lah. No problem."

...

2 "Eh * very jian la" (hand gestures)
4 "Why? What happened?" (curious)

...

2 "Tell you arh, you don't talk to * okay. She steal bf de."
5 "Really arh? Walao eh, okay." (monkey see monkey do)

...

2 "You all don't friend * already okay. She did *thisthisthisthis*"
6789 "Duh."

...

And that cycle goes on and on and on. 1 was bored so she/he/it started the gossip session. 2 pretends to be sympathetic for ** and disses *. 3 is just an extra. 2 starts the more serious kind of rumour. She tells people not to befriend * because of something that didn't happen. 1 just probably heard the rumour from somewhere else. So you see, the whole thing was fueled by 2. And stuff. So not personal.

Sometimes stuff like that really hits the fan and shit starts blowing everywhere. Whoever 2 is, I really would like to kill he/she/it/them.

Don't spam me. I think some people may find this offensive, maybe because he/she/it/them is/are/was 2? I don't know.

Moral of the story/play/conversations : PEOPLE! DON'T SPREAD GOSSIP. Although scoff you may but it might/will happen to you someday.

I realised I've used alot of obliques. Lol.


im screaming but i haven't made a sound.

6:13 PM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

Talking to Cherng Yew is like talking to PINKCHICKENMANXIAOBOYBOY.

And did you hear about the guy who changed his name to all the James Bond titles? What the * HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. GOLDFINGER. Sick :X

Anyway my piano theory teacher is here, left about ten questions. No matter, my brother can go first. I shall rush rush rush! Cherng Yew is still in full flow about Chiang Mai, can't really shut him up yet. He is insisting he is a MAN. So bhb -.- AMANDA :X Oookay so random.

I WANT MY RED EARTH GREEN EYESHADOW.
*cry*

You know what, seeing as I'm so short and theres going to be plenty of Secondary 1s milling about next year, I might as well tie plaits, wear long socks, tuck in my shirt, have no ear studs, wear bright shiny white school shoes, no jewellery, wear a big fat heavy backpack, wear my spectacles *breathe* and I will look like a total Sec1. SEE IM SO BLOODY SHORT. Heck, I think most of the Sec1s next year will be taller than me. Why are kids so tall these days? What nonsense are their parents force feeding them?! I WANT ALSO.

12:40 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

Went out with Cheryl and Amanda. Supposed to meet at Bugis but changed the venue to City Hall instead. Cause Amanda said it as easier to decide where to go. So... while Cheryl and I were on the MRT at Clementi, Amanda sms-ed me:

"i hope you're at city hall already!!"

Well, something like that. But no, we were at Clementi. Amanda just HAD to be hours early. Okay, one hour. Anyway Cheryl wanted to take the middle line back to City Hall, which was like 56mins. In the end took the 26mins route. Met Amanda. And she wasn't wearing home clothes. Which means we couldn't go to the arcade! ):

Anyway went to Heeren. I kept walking the wrong way. Yeah, the movies were quite late so we decided not to watch anything. Went to eat at Yoshinoya and then took neoprints. Bball! Haha. Was being damn spastic at Yoshinoya. I didn't have spoon or chopsticks -.- the people didn't give any utensils to me. What was I supposed to do, eat with my freaking hands?!

So Cheryl didn't drink her soup. At least her phone didn't drink the soup either. HAHA. Still remember. Anyway she started playing with her straw and I started playing with my straw and we all started playing with each other's straws. So retarded. As usual we mixed up all the food and coke and soup and stuff, until Amanda told me the cashier guy was staring at us. So we left quickly. xD I bought chocolate ice cream, and being a nice person, I shared it with Amanda and Cheryl. Well actually I couldn't finish it :X

They wanted to buy this stupid shirt for bunman and cut it into half or something. Horny shirt! I love the shirts. And stuff. (:

Anyway, we went to Taka. I think we were trying to find the MRT and we went into Taka. So we bought more food. PRETZELS! :D:D:D I asked the lady for extra salt and she looked at me like I was a psycho. Sat on the steps like homeless people and ate our pretzels. And Amanda started complaining that she wanted to go home. So we finished up quickly. I ate a whole pinch of * pretzel salt! I thought the white stuff at the bottom of the packet was like cheese or something. What the *

Amanda went home. And Cheryl and I went to Dhoby Ghaut. Well actually we took the wrong line so I think we took alot more time than we should have. LOL. Got lost there and went to Plaza Sing. Asked the control station guy where was PCBunk.

REACHED PCBUNK. Damn cool. I tried to reset my pin but turned out I lost my email account password too -.- Anyway we went to try out for an hour and it like SO ROCKED. Whee. But one hour passed by quick, so after paying we went arcade. And now I owe Cheryl 9 bucks.

Reached home damn late. Plan to go PcBunk again (:

10:54 PM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

Today there was choir. It was nice. Tomorrow I have dental, then going pcbunk for awhile. So bored now...

I need to update my ez-link card. And GST is going up by 2%. My brother is complaining that his mentos will be more expensive already. Haha. He says he should have stocked up on extra mentos.

Hmm read the comic in Life!
Danae & Father "Hey do you have a duck?"
Bartender "Why?"
Danae & Father "Oh we were just wondering if the duck's quack echoes."
All "..."
*Danae & Father leaves the bar*
Bartender "..."
Bartender "Dammit. Does a duck's quack echo?" (thinks to himself)

I mean, all sounds echo right? -.- Unless you screamed into a black hole or something.

Which reminds me, will insects die if they eat wasabe? They'll probably blow up right. Hmm. Now I have three $50 notes, three $10 notes, a $2 note and two 50cent coins. Which brings me to the total amount of... $183. Don't ask me to give you any money cause I can't. And I don't want to. I'm a selfish biatch (: Besides, $100 goes into my dental fund, $52.50 into my ez-link and the rest is misc money. If only all the money could be spent at leisure. Sigh.

My mom is complaining about me reading rocket science. It isn't terribly interesting, but it sure kills time. Anyway I have to do like, 20 pages of music theory now.


Someone stab me.


Question of the day:
What is biltong? I keep seeing this word everywhere and I've finally found out what it means. It even has a recipe! SURPRISE. Lol.

Apparently biltong is cured beef. Simplify: preserved meat.
Stinky.

Anyway yeah I'm going now. Bye.

5:32 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

I am BORED.

Choir is exhausting and piano theory is taking up most of my time. Tomorrow theres a performance at Victoria Concert Hall. Honestly I'm really sick of that place. Been there about a million times. Recordings, concerts, recitals. Now going there to sing, ohmygod. ):

Anyway I'm chionging piano theory now. My piano teacher is coming in like, a few minutes and I still have 10 more pages to go. What the * I hate theory.

Bought my school books already (:
Finally.

I have no idea what to type anymore. Can't really type retarded since I'm typing so proper. But I just realised I'm starting to type like a retard already. Anyway I'm bored. (Did I mention I was bored?) Yeah. I'm bored. And still stoning at my theory book.

Lately I've been living off 1.5ml coke, ham and seaweed chicken. Oh, and strepsils too. See my diet is horrible. Anyway pretty boy promised to treat me to swensens. He better keep his word. Which reminds me, LIANGJIE. Wheres my Sushi Tei?! (:

Amanda still seems fully booked this week T____T
AMANDA. FIT US INTO YOUR SCHEDULE.
I want to walk in vivo's water. CHERYL. You be free too. I know bunman is almost always free ;)

Joy my teacher is here. Watch me get slaughtered.

tell me what you see; but open your eyes first lah.

12:32 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

Whats the point of hanging on to something that you know is going to leave you someday? You could enjoy it while it lasted, guaranteed, but still you should know when to let go.

Relationships never last forever, so whats the point of saying, "I will love you forever and ever." ? Twits having relationships are so common. Take Friendster for example, its not uncommon to see the girl's profile saying something like,

-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`LuRbbe ******* foR3vA -`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-

And stating the guy's name like LG or swEEtiiEpiiE or whatever.
And the guy's profile? The girl probably copied and pasted her profile to him and he just changed his name to her name. When they break up, maybe the profile stays the same, just that the names are changed. Or worse,

-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`eUU broKe muaii haRtt, ii can neBerr luRve agaiiN

Like *rolls eyes* whatever? The ratio of "normal" people to people in "love" in Friendster is probably like, 1:10000000000....0? This isn't an attack to people who type like that, you know, each to his/her own? Anyway the point being "forever" used in this context is totally RETARDED. Only people with true courage will say "forever" and actually mean it. Something. Whatever.

This is bullshit but it actually makes sense to me you know? Don't take it as if I've been dumped, cause I don't have a boyfriend at all. Good riddance. And Josh is a girl! I insist he/she/it is :P

I feel like being sarcastic. Too bad if you don't like my sarcasm. Flame me if you want, I don't really give a shit.

Liangjie just sent me this paragraph:

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, a Blonde, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.
A little later she came out of her house again, looking nervous, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here our Blonde came again,looking very heated up. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her,"Is something wrong?"
To which the ferocious Blonde replied, " There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"


See how the "blonde" is spelt with a capital B? Emphasis on Blonde. And the "joke" makes the blonde sound stupid. Are blondes actually stupid? I did some research into this "myth" and the results are.. uhm.. !#$%^&*()_+@

In the past blonde hair was rarer than black or brown hair, hence the jealousy. So people made the blondes seem stupid so that they could find some comfort in NOT having blonde hair themselves. So this whole "people jealousy" thing goes back a long way, huh. Like today's society. Scary. In conclusion, blondes are seen as stupid because of reaction against the old image of blonde as beautiful, class jealousy, their image of being sexual promiscuous, and the contributions of the rich, famous, and airheaded. Paris Hilton isn't exactly stupid you know. Define stupid.

Hmm. Does that mean if I dye my hair blonde I'm stupid? A whole heap of bullshit. Its just like racism. Color is a barrier? What the *. Good riddance Singapore promotes racial harmony. Such influence really corrupts the young generation. Especially racist parents who teach their children to discriminate. Tsk tsk. People. Do not stereotype. I think I've got to start following own philosophy.

JAMIE. TSK TSK. YOU BAD GIRL.

Tomson has his family outing of leftover pizza, FFXII and Artemis Fowl. How interesting. I know people who will find that information extremely useful. Muahhaha Tomson I'm going to blackmail you. (:

And AMANDAANG. Get braces! Before you contract STDS. Before you die. Before its too late! And, just because. Cheers.

Anyway the whole point of this post is not to stereotype and GIRLS, if you're dumped, GET OVER THE GUY. If he likes some other bitch so be it. You're not that bitch. That's too bad, life goes on, kick the wall, and start smiling. Coz you're single again. Woot. Positive.

NOTE:
WE'RE GONNA BE SENIORS, BABY. OH YEAH.
What really bites my ass is how we Sec 3s are going to be crowding around the whiteboard trying to find our class, like Sec 1s.

And guess what? The Singapore Biennale is ending on Sunday and we still haven't got our tickets. What is the school playing at.

Not good.

5:04 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

Yesterday I met Cheryl at Lot 1. Went to Kbox straightaway. We got a room without further delay. Cheers. Not like the * service we got last time. -.-

Anyway Room number 22. :D I liked the seats. Kbox had this promotion thingy. Anyway the drinks were nice. Stole Cheryl's cherry. Haha sick :X This time we didn't skip the songs. Oh well we didn't skip ALOT of songs. We usually sing halfway and skip the rest.

Felt hungry so we ordered food. And the food took like an * half an hour to arrive. We ate up all their tomato sauce. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

After that, took neos and went arcade. Played bball. WOOT. And of course para-ed. Went broke.

Ate icecream. (:

I want to go vivo. (:

Today there was choir. I skipped choir. Partly cause I didn't want to stand for three hours in sub-zero temperature. And partly cause I didn't really know the lyrics. So I stayed home to read through the score and do chemistry. Haha.

BORED.
I'm bored.
Someone please bring me out of my boredomness.
And just for indulgence, rah.

(:
My brain is giving up on itself.
Save me.

4:34 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

Yeah so hi (:
Turns out Mozilla kind of sucks with Blogger, so I decided to get my revenge by typing nicely. Not that it cares anyway.

Just came back from WestMall. I ate alot today. Liangjie, won't you be happy to know that I may be getting fat?

Anyway I was thinking about my life (doing math for 2 hours tends to do that to a person) and i realised that overall, it was okay.
As in, not Secondary life okay. As in, Life life okay.
Well, here are some factors I think I should be thankful of, however minute the details may be:

1) I have nice hair on my head, that thankfully isn't spoilt by 2 dye jobs in a period of less than 2 months

2) I have big eyes (or so I'm told) O.O

3) My eyelashes are more than 0.8cm long. (I've measured them)

Oh oh, PEOPLE. DON'T FIDDLE AROUND WITH YOUR EYELASHES. I read that it takes at least 5 months for ONE eyelash to grow back. *gasp* THE HORROR. And all this while I've been trying in vain not to let my eyelashes fall into my eyes so as not to irritate my lenses. Now I can't prevent that from happening anymore, not if I want nice long healthy lashes. Do you want nice long healthy lashes? :P

4) I'm 159cm tall. (Dear Rachel measured me, she can testify to that. Maybe the measuring ruler was faulty. Maybe it was missing a few centimeters, who knows?)

5) My school shoes are flexible! I don't know I just like the fact that it is. Don't ask me why. I don't know why either.

6) I have my own Tablet PC! But it's sort of becoming Pinxuan's Tablet now, he uses it more than I do.

7) I know how to play the piano. Ok I know many people know how to play the piano, but many people don't either. So being able to play piano is good, you know? It adds value to your life.

8) I got good enough grades to get into Higher Art! Ok so did many people, never mind.

9) My Geography is good? Yeah? Yeah.

10) I have a nice brother. He helps me with everything I do, especially MATH. ESPECIALLY MATH. Emphasis on math. MATH T_____T

11) I get $25 a week. Not alot, but enough. I'm not complaining.

12) I can ice skate. Ok many people can ice skate too, but I can ice skate. Thats something, seeing as my balance is totally off the scale. Lol.

13) I got my own room. I painted my own walls. I painted my own designs on my walls. I stenciled my own patterns on my walls. Hurray.

14) I have a swing suspended from my bedroom ceiling. I don't really use it often though.

15) I have my own Panasonic (goodness knows what model) aircon.

16) I have my own bed. Cheers.

17) I have tons of clothes. And a pair of boots. Do you have a pair of boots? :D

18) I'm happy with how I look, I wouldn't change my looks for the world.

Hmm, lets see what else. This list could go on forever, you know. HMMM. Think Jamie think!

19) I get food to eat everyday. (Although I don't eat food everyday)

20) I HAVE PARENTS. WOOOOOOT. !!!!

Argh I'm going to stop now. I just found an eyelash on my table. AHHH. Not to mention my left eye is turning red. Really have to remove my lenses now. And contrary to those jealous I-want-but-don't-have-contact-lenses-so-I'm-gonna-put-those-who-have-down people, open your eyes, you don't wear contact lenses just to make you look more attractive. F.Y.I, when you wear contact lenses your eyebags tend to me revealed. And if you have small eyes, when your spectacles are off your eyes tend to look smaller. Contact lenses are nearer to your eyes so you won't squint as much and ruin you eyesight, understand?

Hmm, something just occured to me. Those Make-Your-Eyes-Look-Bigger Contact Lenses they're marketing out there? If you, like most Asians, have small (attractive but apparently they don't think so) eyes, if you use the product, won't you have weird big irises and small eyes? So will your eyes be totally black? I mean, the lenses won't stretch your eyes open, will it? I wore hard lenses before, opening your eyes is already a strain. Furthermore, the product is categorized under "Soft Lenses". So what does it really do? Make you look like a martian? I need someone to test it out for me. My parents will kill me if I get those. I can't even wear colored lenses, for crying out loud.

My blister on my right ankle was obtained from ice skating. It isn't really hurting like hell, but its' still irritating the crap out of me.

Anyway I might be going out tomorrow, so I better get these lenses clean and spiffy. Ciao.

5:54 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

2:00 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

rawr
went lot1 just now
bought bubbletea, ice cream cake and the lychee ice cream
yumyum (:

yay im growing fat xD
asthma ok alrdy :D
LLJ. SUSHI TEI. MONEY. YOU.

supposed to meet josh today
but got ncc ):
never mind tuesday (:

pangseh-ed craig today :X
anyway i had piano at 6 so cannot go iceskating.
:P loser.

bored
i bought lpzone jeans
its like too big for me :S
ohwells

bored
got choir tmr!
TUESDAY. <3

maybe px coming over tmr
damn it.
):
my laptop!
nooo T_____T

bunman. $70.


x2 JOSH (: - imyourACEhighROYALflush (: says:
no you say $50 already horh

Jx2 JOSH (: - imyourACEhighROYALflush (: says:
cannot go back on your promise

LIANGJIE.[b](: [/b] '[c=28]<3 APRICOT[/c] says:
haha

LIANGJIE.[b](: [/b] '[c=28]<3 APRICOT[/c] says:
u say $50 de ah

LIANGJIE.[b](: [/b] '[c=28]<3 APRICOT[/c] says:
i wanted to treat 70

LIANGJIE.[b](: [/b] '[c=28]<3 APRICOT[/c] says:
HEH

LIANGJIE.[b](: [/b] '[c=28]<3 APRICOT[/c] says:
CAN ORDER LE (:

LIANGJIE.[b](: [/b] '[c=28]<3 APRICOT[/c] says:
"D

Jx2 JOSH (: - imyourACEhighROYALflush (: says:
you got so much money?

Jx2 JOSH (: - imyourACEhighROYALflush (: says:
$70?

Jx2 JOSH (: - imyourACEhighROYALflush (: says:
okay

Jx2 JOSH (: - imyourACEhighROYALflush (: says:
$70 it is


I'VE SEALED THE DEAL
MUAHAHAHAHAHAH.
IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE.

(:

peanut butter is sick.
and yummy (:

12:50 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

rahhs.
been pretty bored lately,
still sick.

missed two choir practices, really need to get back to sch
i want to know my math results!

):
im sure i did okay.

maybe watching death note next week
ice skating
kbox
sushi tei.
llj.
sushi tei.
llj.

right enough hints ;)
LLJ SUSHI TEI.

need to ice skate T_______T
some asshole pangseh me :X

anyway asthma should be recovering anytime soon

yesterday went for concert
2 solo one duet

reached home at around 11+
tired ><

shall stop blogging
i need to go out ><

8:25 PM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

9:33 PM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

rawrh.
back.
from a supposed hiatus.

anyway was mugging for math test.
thought it was today
turned out to be on wed.
ah im such an idiot.

so im down with fever
still mugging
whenever i drink stuff
my throat goes nuts

cant sneeze
cant cough
cant breathe through my mouth
cant breathe through my nose
cant breathe
!!!
coughed out blood yesterday
sounds like my asthma is back again.
pfft.
and hols too.
jinxed.

bunman ask me to update.
rawrh.
so here i am updating.

my whole blogger is in chinese.
:/

watched the prestige with bunman and amanda :D
THE SHOW IS DA ROXXOR.
period.

feel like watching it again.
!!

anyway im so bored la.
pinxuan keeps coming over to play.
):
!$%^*&)(_*)^*$^#%#@

i need to shop ><
argh.
damn
pinxuan is here.
):

I NEED TO SHOP!!!!
pwnzedd..
pfft px is like freaking tall
like 189++?!

argh hes being noisyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
stupid ass just took his o lvls today.
huh

RAWRHHHHHHHH.
pfft.
!!

i feel dizzy
shall go mug math now.
didnt make any sense right?

9:17 PM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

friday after sch.
went to make ic for my bro
den waited in the canteen with manda caitlyn jiayu craig liangjie ian ashleigh
and i dno who else
den
uh
they have to go for some english interview thingy

anyway after making ic i went eat coast park
den ate SEAFOOD
damn nice
damn ex
(:
$148

the lobster and black pepper crab were damn BIG.
and damn nice.
:D

the adjacent table got some cheena people
den they damn annoying la
keep talking in chinese
den they keep helping themselves to the peanuts
LOL
my parents were LOLing.

ah pfft.
went to stand at the rocks.
den high tide.
tio seawater ):
pfftpfftpfft.


yesterday!
went out with cheryl
geyi supposed to go also
but she lost her wallet
so she couldnt go
:/

we were both late by an hour xD

brought my chem book along for nth :(
library not open coz of public holiday
bleahbleahbleah

ran around the whole mall
den cheryl spent $30 in 5 mins.
earring and CD.

after that exchanged for the ticket den went to eat longjohnsilver.
"you can't flash in public!"

drank cheryl's coke
den
WENT TO PARA.
woo.
2nd mix!! :DDDDD

after spending like $5
we let this guy play
and he was like stabbing the machine
see guys are violent.

later went bugis and met amanda after waiting for like 1 hr.
:(
AMANDA.
>:((

den we walk until tired la
so we find place to sit down
find find find
find benches
den got this couple kissing
and this guy with a baby

so we walked out
den we were both like "ah damn :/"

funny.
yay
ah lazy to post liao.
>:D

4:38 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

@ AT THE DRAGON KILN

was nice!
ME AND AMANDA AND RACHEL AND CHARLENE AND ERIC AND CRAIGVEN AND WEIJIE AND SAMUEL DID THE POTTERY THING.
gooey hands.

craig left some stupid mud fingerprint in the guestbook.
so bad.

anyway kept buying ice cream
went broke.
hahaha.
xD
i owe AMANDA ANG QIQI 2 BUCKS.

kept pulling craig's hair in the bus
and stuck the mosquito patch on jl's shirt :X
funny.
got 2 yellow stickers there.

craig: "JIANLONG SHUAI WORHH."

rarh i have jl's pic but lazy go get cam to upload.
maybe next time.
(:



@ SINGAPORE ARTS BIENNALE

AWESOME.

there was this darkroom
and i almost fell over the benches
coz the room was.... dark?
as in pitch black.

we watched for around 10mins den mrliu called us for briefing
couldn't go into the PG rooms.
hmm
so if you're 21 years old and above you can't watch PG movies coz your parents aren't with you.
PFFFT.

craig jl me manda one team
den we went to watch the condemned prisoners thing
and they showed us a bangla cutting a sheep's neck
and the sheep was alive
AND THATS NOT RATED PG?
-______-

anyway they also showed the prisoner's underwear
all scared until they pee in their pants
but if the underwear was taken after that were hanged
den all must have the stains wad
coz when you die you lose control of all your muscles
so you shit in your underwear.
when you're dead.
yea.
logic right?

gory la.
got harakiri by schoolgirls also
that one was.. kinda un-gory-fied coz of the color
but the details were very sordid anyway.
didn't appreciate that piece.

oh den we went into one room
got this big big sculpture
den got lights inside de
say what the sculpture represents the celtic stones
den reincarnation
rebirth
den pale green and pink lights are muon
blue is neutrinos
connected permantly to some Japanese science facility thingo

so i went in with amanda
and craigven followed us
and goodness knows where jl ran off to.
anyway i was running around in circles and banged into the wall >:(
like WTF?
pfft.
pain la.

met jiayu jiayu jiayu at the entrance!
she wanted to walk around so we held hands and.. well walked around.
literally.
she was squeezing my hands so tightly i could feel my bones rubbing tgther.
hahaha xD

anyway after that i just sat dwn beside amanda to stare at the sculpture
and jl had mysteriously appeared
slacked awhile, took some notes
craig sat dwn beside me and started shoving me the stupid group paper.
grr.

ran away
and went to collect badges.
followed mrliu into the "spaceship thingy" as craig calls it.
anyway
the noise was..
therapeautic, so to say the least.
was like watching White Noise all over again.
whooo.. amanda and her hoodie
hahahaha.
ash beside tickmeng xDDD
FUNNNYY.

saw the two PG rooms but couldn't go in :/
went back to sch and i went home.
i think.

ART ART ART ART ART.
HIGHER ART.<3

6:38 AM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY

CLASS CHALET. was uber roxxor! <3
I LOVE 209 :DD

went to chalet with caitlyn lynette and gee.
crap alot on the MRT.
den ppl think we siao, laugh until liddat :X

bought stuff at NTUC
den met lots of 209 people at the shuttle bustop
guys playing soccer.
and we missed the bus
coz we waited for jiayu and peter :]
see? nice people :P

anyway jiayu's parents gave us a lift to the chalet!
thank you :))
and caitlyn and i were squashed in the front seat
and jiayu's parents said peter was being quiet.
HAHA.

CHALET. WAS FUN.
double storey.
below is open de
den guys play soccer there.

FIRST NIGHT :DDD
SHUANG.

ATE PIZZA.
WATCHED TVEE.

played candles at the balcony
with stella amanda liangjie craig jiayu lucas
den got candle wax everywhere xD
loads of pictures :)

craig taught me how the jump the match
and we used up 3 boxes of matches
wasteful people xD
poor liangjie.
i almost blew him up :X

anyway we just slacked there and talked la.
i think those people who were cycling were like, suprised
coz craig kept telling them to cycle with two hands
-.-

PLAYED TABOO IN BED.
WONDERBRA! :D OOH BABY HAWT.
no time limit, kept playing and playing and playing.
HAHA.
we were laughing our asses off.

CLIVE'S TEESHIRT.
: SEX ON THE TV IS GOOD ONLY IF YOU DONT FALL OFF.

and my teeshirt was
: MOTHAFUCKA.

and stella's teeshirt was
: fcuk

but she changed la, coz she say branded -___-

the girls played bball against the guys, which ended in captain's ball xD
TAYWEIJIE IS BIAN TAI.

rachel caitlyn lynette stella i and craig watched tvee in the living room.
den craig wanted to watch the horror movie.
and lynette and i were freaking out.
!#%#$%^&*(*)+@
so we kept switching channel and craig was -__-
asshole.

dawei decided to sleep in the living room.
and when i saw him i almost screamed la.
coz it was damn dark and he was wearing a white shirt?
and he was on the floor
between the table and the wall.
so its like, URHHGHHARAHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
!!!!.


after that, decided to order macs
den it was about i dno, 4am?
asked the guys if they wanted.
den queue up to take orders xD
i paid.
PETER. STILL. OWES. ME. MONEY.

went to play bball again, felt damn high.
so went to play with craig and some temasek poly guy.
in the end i just drank coke coz they were being to damn pro -.-
pfft.

I DIDNT SLEEP AT ALL!

AFTER THAT AT AROUND 5.40
WENT TO WATCH SUNRISE WITH RACHEL JIAYU AMANDA CAITLYN <333333

craig twj lorbot and lucas arrived later
haha were taking spastic pictures xD

anyway the sun rose BEHIND us.
like PFFT FREAKING PFFT.
so we just sat there and admired the sea (:
pollution ):

DAWEI CAME TOO YOU KNOW !!!!!! :D

after that...
left jiayu and lucas at the rocks
to
uh
PEI YANG GAN QING.
yes yes rachel provided the words :X
i couldnt have said it better myself

so
went back the the chalet!
and parapara-ed
and bball-ed
and burgerking-ed
(:
HAHAH.

jinguan told us how to get 50cents
since the machine wasnt filled yet
so
amanda and i went out
and _______________.
yes.
we didnt change coins!
hahahahahaha.

anyway stella checked out at arnd 8.
yea.

WENT BACK TO BBALL.
hahha.!

ok i know this is so not in order?
xD
can click the [x] on top of the page.
haharhhrh..

anyway
ATE AT BURGER KING WITH CAITLYN LYNETTE JIAYU AND AMANDA.
we were playing with our food
and i drank lynette's milo by accident
i was wondering how come my milo lvl went down so much xD
SORRY LYNETTTEEEEE.

after that i sleepwalked back to the chalet o___O
i was like on autopilot mode
and those people who were talking to me
i was like, auto-replying them
my mouth was talking but my brain was 3/4 asleep.
and my eyes were almost fully closed and i was walking
only after jiayu whacked into me den i wake up xD
and i didnt remember why i was there
and when i got there.

ahh. haha.
we slacked until 11
and went to rent bicycle!

got a lift in mrliu's car with manda and craigy.
his car damn hardcore la!
got SOUND EFFECTS.
HAHAHA.

den reached there
and amanda and i rented skates
craig rented a bike with suspension

manda learnt how to skate!
so we skated around
and craig and i helped her up the slope
and go down
like WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~
i love slopes!

hahha.
caitlyn rachel jocelyn and the girls were BIKING.
i was like HI and almost fell down
HAHAHAHAH.

anyway craigy bought coke for us
yay thankyouu.
and
i went to change my skates
coz it was like uneven?
so i was staring at my skates
and skating across the uneven path
and den my brake caught on the rock
and i went down
like BBAMM.

so i was grumbling to my skates
and talking to thin air.
and two CGSS girls were staring at me like i was a psycho
so i stared back
and went to change my skates.

went back and found them sitting right smack in the middle of the path
so i sat down in the middle of the path too
and we spend like 10 mins there drinking coke and blocking people's way

after that
amanda and i skated around and we were debating about something
hmm i forgot what
craig was trying to balance his coke bottle between the brake wires.

went back to return skates
and craig was like jumping his bike over the steps
and he was saying something like i couldnt do it
and i took the bike and jumped 3 big fat steps.
ha.
so he was like o.- and den dared me the jump the whole ledge
so i jumped it
and hohum he tried it and whacked his butt.
:X

at night got bbq!
helped to spear some balls and long things xD
the fridge drawer was swimming in chicken blood.

nice food.
frozen coke.
NICE.
geyi and i were actually passing one bottle.
but SOMEHOW, it got stuck between us :X

after that went upstairs after BBQ was cleared up.
craig took my phone and started singing and dancing.
and caitlyn and amanda were like "OMG HE TALKS AND WALKS LIKE YOU."
and i was pffting stoning for awhile la.
den i started screaming my ass off.
and i went to pack.

i didnt bother washing my contacts
just threw them away :P
didnt take out for 2 days luhs.

CHALET<333333

9:32 PM; SEXYs' BACK BABY./ღY